I have always hated cats. If anything, I’ve always been a dog man. Never had one mind you.
My mother hated all pets; she was probably overly house proud and pets were to her, a source of all round dirt and unpleasantness. Nasty things.
The trouble is that my partner B who I’ve lived with for the last couple of years likes pets and in particular, she adores cats. She knows how much I loath them so we’ve come to arrangement that until we have children, we’ll defer thinking about having any pet. She grew up at home with cats and they were very much part of her family and she wants our kids to have the same so called opportunities. Thank God we both have successful careers at the moment and have no plans in that direction. When the time does come I will just have to do my best to reverse that position; with a bit of luck the ‘baby’ will have the same anti cat feelings as his Dad. The very thought of it makes me shudder! The cat not the baby.
A few weeks ago this strange looking cat appeared at the bottom of our garden. B was still at work so I took the opportunity of rushing down the garden yelling my head off until eventually it jumped over the back wall. At first I thought it was just going to stand its ground as it didn’t seem that perturbed by my onslaught. But when I got really near, it decided enough was enough. Strangely it jumped that wall in an almost bored and languid way as though it wasn’t that impressed with the level of my shouting and obvious agitation. However, it must have impressed our neighbour as he came out into his garden to ask if I was ok. Bit embarrassing really when I told him I was just chasing a cat. I didn’t tell B when she got back from work. What the eye doesn’t see etc.
The trouble was that over the next few weeks the damn cat started to regularly sit at the end of the garden and inevitably, B to became aware of him. After a lot of ‘cooing’ and ‘doving’ on her part, she informed me that this particular cat was a pedigree Siamese seal point and if the owner had lost him, he was almost definitely worth a lot of money. To me he was just another cat, posh or not. Inevitably, she started to feed him at the end of the garden which as you can imagine I wasn’t entirely happy about.
This next thing I knew was that there was a cardboard box outside the back door and refreshments and water were being provided on a regular basis. However I was adamant that a line would have to be drawn between the garden and the house. As long as it stayed the other side of the back wall and I could avoid it as much as was possible then things could continue. I love my partner and as long as these rules were adhered to, then I supposed, albeit reluctantly, I would have to put up with it.
And then last week she informed me that she had been able to pick it up and put it in a box and had taken the damn thing to the vets to check whether it had an internal identification disc. And she also wanted to find out if a Siamese had been reported missing. It didn’t and no, there was no sign of whom it belonged to. She’s now going to contact a Siamese Rescue Centre to see if they can re home it. So please God the whole thing will be over soon and we can both get back to normality.
She arranged for someone from the rescue centre to pick the cat up this week. But two nights ago, something strange happened. I woke up about three in the morning and to my horror, the cat was curled up between us on the bed and it was staring at me.
B can’t sleep without a night light so I could even see its blue eyes, as blue as B’s. Having never been that close to a cat before I sort of froze. Frankly I was even too scared to wake B up. And then something even more strange happened. Very slowly the cat put its paw out and touched me lightly on the cheek and then took it away again. We continued like this for several minutes until eventually and bizarrely, I fell asleep.
In the morning the cat had gone. I related all the night happenings to B and she admitted that she had brought the ‘cardboard box’ into the kitchen before she went to bed. Evidently it was really cold and she felt sorry for it out in the elements.
Off to work in the morning and no sign of him when we got back. I even got up and looked up the garden and actually went out there but nothing. That night, the same thing. She must have left the back door open because there he was again with the staring and the paw on my cheek.
Yesterday the woman from the rescue centre turned up with a basket ready to take him. B was upset of course but decisions have to be made albeit they are sometimes really painful. But they have to be made.
We’ve called him Henry and we’ve now got a cat flap fitted. I’m not keen on the back door being left open at night. Of course, I haven’t told any of this to my colleagues at work and so far we’ve been able to keep our situation from friends and family. They know how much I hate cats.
Note: The drawing above was done may years ago. Left to right – Max, Mabel, Mimi and Mootoo. A set up of course. None of them were the best of friends but they loved us of course. And of course the story is entirely fictional; I am besotted with cats, especially Siamese. We have the most wonderful Siamese Seal Point in the world called Milo, who has lived with us now for five glorious years.